What We Loved
- Maddy Bumgarner’s Opening Day performance – 11k 2 HR
- Kyle Schwarber in the leadoff position. The big LF is making Joe Maddon look like an even bigger genius with his torrid start out of the one hole.
- Stephen Piscotty’s perilous trip around the bases. The Cardinals RF got hit by the ball 3x during the same journey. At least he was rewarded with a spot on Kimmel.
- The absurd power throughout the Orioles lineup – Is JJ Hardy the weak spot? He did hit 30 in 2011
- Unintentional comedy of the picture of 6’7 Aaron Judge and 5’8 Ronald Torryes
- Bryce Harper on opening day… 5th HR in as many Opening Day’s
- Not to be outdone, Mike Trout hit his 3rd HR on Opening Day
- Albert Almora Jr. in CF – http://atmlb.com/2p4Hybi – http://atmlb.com/2owiSL1
- Greg Holland closing out games. Former All Star has looked good upon his return from Tommy John.
- Manny Machado’s glove work. Not only (arguably) the best 3B in the AL but also might be the best in the entire business.
- The ludicrous power of Joey Gallo. The Rangers 1B caused a glitch in stat cast.
- Fans turning Cueto into a horse via photoshop – http://www.thescore.com/news/1272381
- The entire toolkit of Francisco Lindor. Add a late game grand slam to take the lead to his already impressive resume.
- Eric Thames going yard in the show for the first time since 2012.
- Jameson Taillon and Chris Sale lock horns at Fenway.
- Bartolo’s return to Citi. Serious goosebumps – http://www.thescore.com/news/1272906
- Josh Donaldson’s Barry Bonds earring. The Dangly cross just drips with swag from the late 80s and early 90s.
- Manny Margot’s MLB debut. Padres top prospect hit back to back ding dongs in his first two MLB AB’s.
- Yadier Molina’s chest protector. No way there isn’t something sprayed on that thing.
- Jumbo Diaz jogging in from the pen. I’ll eat my hat if he is actually the 278 lbs that he is listed at.
- Andrelton Simmons ridiculous tag – http://on.si.com/2pq8SQz.
- The D-Backs red hot start. Last year’s bigger disappointments are already looking better than they did in 2016.
What Caused Us to Cringe
- Masahiro Tanaka on opening day. The Yankees ace gave up a career high 7 earned in just 2.2 innings.
- Tanaka’s UCL. The 28 year old is still pitching with a partially torn UCL which could possibly snap at any moment.
- Waino pulling a 50 Cent but does it to allegedly protect Yadi. The Cardinals righty told reporters that he uncorked the egregiously wild pitch because he noticed that his catcher was set up for a curveball instead of the fastball that Wainwright was throwing. Commendable and all, but still ugly as hell.
- Brett Cecil’s introduction to Cardinals fans. The former Blue Jay serves up a moonshot to Kyle Schwarber to give the Cubs the lead and the eventual game.
- They aren’t who we thought they were. The Royals bullpen getting shelled for 12 runs through 2 games
- Clayton Kershaw making more than the entire Padres roster. How is AJ Preller still employed?
- Pretty much everything that the Blue Jays have done so far.
- Jason Grilli at Camden Yards – The Grilled Cheese blows his 2nd consecutive save on the Orioles turf.
- Josh Donaldson’s calves – why do I get the feeling that this could be a theme all season long?
- Casey Lawrence’s introduction to Blue Jays fan (for further reading see below).
- Walking in the winning run with the bases loaded and 2 outs. Seriously though, why not throw it right down the cock instead of trying to finesse it in there?
The (New) Golden Age of Shortstops
As baseball fans, we are currently being treated to the best crop of talented, young SS since Jeter, ARod, Alex S Gonzalez, Edgar Renteria and Rey Ordonez were posing shirtless on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
What makes that cover even more ridiculous is that future All Star and AL MVP Miguel Tejada wasn’t even invited; neither was Boston folk hero NOMAH! At the time of posting this, the likes of Carlos Correa, Francisco Lindor, Xander Bogaerts, Addy Russell, Dansby Swanson, Trevor Story, Tim Anderson, Trea Turner, Aldames Diaz, Corey Seager, Ketel Marte and Orlando Arcia are all 25 or younger. And that’s not even including the top SS prospects that are still in the minors like Gleybar Torres, Ahmed Rosario, Brendan Rogers, JP Crawford, Nick Gordon, Willy Adames, Kevin Maitan, Franklin Barretto, Jorge Mateo or Kevin Newman. This list also does not include Manny Machado who just turned himself into (arguably) the best 3B in the game. Nor does it include other SS who have changed positions to accommodate their teams needs a la Alex Bregman.
Besides the abundance of young and upcoming SS, we are also still witnessing the play of exceptional talent from those who are 30 and under such as Elvis Andrus, Jean Segura, Brandon Crawford, Jose Iglesias and Andrelton Simmons; Simmons alone being a treat himself and might just be the best defensive SS to ever play the game. I say that with full respect, love and admiration for the Wizard of Oz (Ozzie Smith). Furthermore, Troy Tulowitzki, who has just been the best SS for the past decade, is entering the latter half of his SS career, and although his bat doesn’t seem to be what it used to be, his glove alone is worth the price of admission.
Not only are we experiencing an increase in talent alone, but also one in the power department. In that shirtless shortstop year of 1997, only three shortstops hit 20 or more homers (Nomar, Arod, and Jay Bell), whereas last year ELEVEN different shortstops (not counting Machado) hit 20 or more, including Didi Gregorious and Freddy Galvis! Enjoy it while it lasts. It’s not everyday that you are treated to a renaissance like this.
Games Without G-Ma
I honestly thought that losing Eddy to the Indians would be the biggest loss that I suffered this off season. Little did I know that it would barely be a dent in comparison to losing my grandmother. My grandmother was, and still is, the biggest Blue Jays fan that I have ever known. And I am not saying that because she listened or watched each and every game. I am saying that because like myself, she lived and breathed everything Blue Jays. Even the teams that I could barely talk myself into (I’m looking at you Ty Taubenheim, Terry Adams, and Doug Creek) she would tune in as if it was the hey days of the 80’s or early 90’s. She knew all of the players, coaches, trainers and prospects. She loved the scrappy underdogs like Johnny Mac and Craig Grebeck, and hated showboats or selfish players. Not a phone call between us went by without at least a five minute breakdown of the weeks past games, impromptu scouting reports or prospect profiles. I can’t tell you how many times I tried to talk her into such and such prospect or insert recent addition only to have her rebuff me with a “Ill believe it when I see it” attitude.
Like her favourite coach (Cito Gaston) she was overly protective of her veteran players and would fight with me tooth and nail if I tried to side with any kind of youth movement; especially when it came to her favourite, Jose Bautista. Of all the players whom she claimed as “favourites” over the years (Stieb, Key, Borders, Gruber, Carter, Molitor Delgado, Wells, Halladay), I am certain that Joey Bats was her favourite; she was even cremated with his shersey.
Although she passed away after Christmas, I am starting to feel her loss more now than I did then and that’s because it was during the baseball season that we bonded the most. I can’t tell you how much I wish I had just one more conversation with her about the Blue Jays; even if it was just over the phone for five minutes like we used to. Despite my heart feeling like a million pounds from sadness, I take solace in two things:
- Knowing that she got to watch the Blue Jays make the playoffs not only once more, but twice.
- Remembering her calling our house after midnight in 1992 when they won their first World Series. I can still remember hearing her gravely voice choking back tears of joy and excitement because her boys had finally done it.
It’s moments like that that will never die and are what will get me through this difficult season ahead. Rest in peace G-Ma, I know you’re up there somewhere cursing this 1-5 start like the rest of us. Hope you enjoy the Home Opener tonight.